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Mare's avatar

I had to resort to a password manager!

Amrita Skye Blaine's avatar

Such a smart move! I wish more people would do this!

My passwords are all in a password-protected Microsoft Excel file in alphabetical order. The password is not my birthday, not my street address. A bona fide, impossible to unscramble but easy-for-me-to-remember long password. It lives in the cloud, where I can access it if our home burns down. (I live in fire country, Northern California. It's going to be a freak 90 degrees today. I pray for no wind.)

Off Ramp to Brave Spaces's avatar

I was going to do that, but feared it required a password LOL

Off Ramp to Brave Spaces's avatar

Oh we must be soul mates. I thought I was the last of my/our kind. Thsnk you for this.

Amrita Skye Blaine's avatar

Originally this poem was a rant, and twice as long, so I didn't post it.

People ask me for help on their computers, and then when I'm sitting with them at their desk, the problem starts with their passwords. It wastes my time and theirs!!

My passwords are all in a password-protected Microsoft Excel file in alphabetical order. The password is not my birthday, not my street address. A bona fide, impossible to unscramble but easy-for-me-to-remember long password. It lives in the cloud, where I can access it if our home burns down. (I live in fire country, Northern California. It's going to be a freak 90 degrees today. I pray for no wind.)

I'm so happy I have a soul mate!

Off Ramp to Brave Spaces's avatar

LOL I hear so much of this!

(Haiku Artist)'s avatar

We all have those little scraps of paper keeping our whole lives from falling apart, Didi. This made me smile.

— Choti Bhai

Amrita Skye Blaine's avatar

I'm glad it made you smile!

I have little scraps of paper, too, but NONE of them has passwords on them. Those are in a password-protected Microsoft Excel file in alphabetical order.

Originally this poem was a rant, but I cut half of it.

(Haiku Artist)'s avatar

Cutting the rant was a very good choice, Didi—the poem feels much lighter and sweeter now. Only you can keep even a password file in such perfect alphabetical order!

Amrita Skye Blaine's avatar

You select all the columns and just tell Excel to alphabetize the column of your choice. Done in under 1 minute. Easy!

(Haiku Artist)'s avatar

Ah, so Excel does all the heavy cleaning by itself! Still, keeping things so organized is a beautiful habit, Didi.

— Choti Bhai